Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullshit.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. Fuck 'em!!
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
Billy Connolly
PS: Send me 15 bucks and then fuck off
^_^
I ordered a copy of The World Ends With You off ebay. It should get here in a week or so, I think. I like what I've seen of it, and if I don't like the actual game I'll flog it off again >D I could even pretend it's unopened and make ten bucks. ^_^
That reminds me. When's KH for the DS going to be released again? I want to pre order a copy, if I can scrape up the cash.
My sister is in year 12, and taking a scrapbooking class so she can become a Journalist. The course requires her to make a scrapbook before she takes a class, so she can see what she improved on. She decided to make me a scrapbook of me and all of the dogs we've ever owned. I've seen bits of it, and it's beautiful. When she gives it to me I'll take some photos.
The problem is, we don't have that many pictures of our older dogs, like Boofy and Nipper and that dog we picked up on Chistmas Day a few yers back. So she got me to draw them in a cute, realistic chibi form. And then she asked me to draw every dog because it would be cool if my art, which has always revolved around my dogs, could be added to the book with the pictures of my dogs.
So that's about six dogs I have to draw, and some of them with no refrence at all XD
I finished Boofy and Nipper in the space of an hour, and my sister snatched those before I could scan them so I'll see if I get a chance to scan Bailey, Zoe and Bonnie before she has a chance to take them.
I really enjoy drawing in that style, the slightly realistic chibi form, so maybe I'll do one for each of my characters once I've finished the dogs for my sister. They only take about 15-30 minutes anyway, and are so small they don't take that long to colour. Plus, they're cute ^_^
I just made this journal because I was sick to death of my old one, which is almost a month old. D:
... For now, bitchez.
Devious Comments
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Im not a stalker, im just curious (by the way your out of milk)
WOW! That movie had everything, action, adventure, water, a guy..... (lol thats Homer Simpson)
Who ever said, 'Nothing is impossible' never tried slamming a revolving door!
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I've been having these w e i r d thoughts lately...
Like, what should I have for dinner?
Steak or chicken?
Man, I'm LYK SO FORWARDING THAT 2 ALL MY MATES 8D
Give them something to suck on. <3
That scrapbook sounds like a nice idea.
Please take a picture of it when you can, I'm eager to see. :3
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*If you have attempted a jutsu by performing hand seals or using scrolls, copy and paste this into your signature
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I'll take photos of every page
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I've been having these w e i r d thoughts lately...
Like, what should I have for dinner?
Steak or chicken?
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I've been having these w e i r d thoughts lately...
Like, what should I have for dinner?
Steak or chicken?
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I've been having these w e i r d thoughts lately...
Like, what should I have for dinner?
Steak or chicken?
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
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